What the #&@% do you mean it's STILL April?
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What the #&@% do you mean it's STILL April? ~
04/22/2025
Holy-Ghosted
Pope Frances, after meeting with alleged antichrist and couch-fucker, JD Vance, passed away, yesterday. Reports claim shortly after meeting with the VP, Pope Frances told bishops, “the big guy owes me” and that his “prayers have been answered” then died. The untimely death has left Vatican City in mourning, completely defenseless against frost giants and I might be getting him confused with Odin. I’m not certain, I usually mock science-fiction, not historical fiction. However, in these dire, uncertain times, the Vatican was swift to announce the padre’s replacement. Fresh from the Mirror Universe, Despot-pope Frances the World-Slayer, has been charged with leading the Catholic faith to total galactic domination.
~ The Orion
NayBill
Former “Barbary Coast” actor Bill Shatner says he’s ‘open’ to the idea of reprising his role as the late James T. Kirk, but the actor had one condition for returning to the series, “Only if I get to kiss Leonard on the mouth.” Current Star Trek showrunner Akiva Goldman, had this to say, “What the hell is going on? He keeps sending us his rider - ‘boob. no nip. top of the crack, fine. bottom crack - no.’”
Story by: Sham-wow Gamgee
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